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06/24/2008
spore + porn = sporn (somewhat NSFW)
Posted by Rick Rey

It only took a few hours for Spore fans to realize its Creature Creator was so customizable they could design creatures that resembled human genitalia, or two-headed creatures that could have sex with itself. This is how the Sporn industry was born.

Using in-game tools the designers uploaded their creations to YouTube where the NSFW creatures were viewed by thousands of curious gamers around the world. I'm not surprised or shocked at all that Sporn happened so soon, but I do find it ironic that of all the potential games to get the x-rated treatment -- it happened to a family-friendly, cartoony game like Spore.

The level of detail in some of these Sporn creatures is pretty amazing. What better way to show off game physics than with a hopping, phallic-looking monstrosity?

Suffice it to say my interest level in Spore has risen drastically, and not necessarily because I want to create my own Sporn creature. Rather, I like how EA/Maxis has given gamers the freedom to create anything they want. Also I'm not entirely opposed to creating my own Sporn creature. I mean really, how could you not?

[ Via: [Via Rock, Paper, Shotgun] ]

tags: game, sex, spore
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Pietacular said:

I can't believe that some people are stupid - no, no, no - RETARDED enough, insane enough, "the-kind-of-person-that-I-want-to-stab-in-the-throat" enough to ruin such a fun game that even my mother plays. This is an insult to Spore, Will Wright, the internet, and the people who did this crap. Kudos, game ruining retards. Kudos.

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Your Real Father said:

Welcome to the internet Pietacular...

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Nick Schmidt said:

Sporn is not the Spore Porn.. Sorry

I already claimed that Sporn=Spam porn.
I already used that word on 6/15/08 and took ownership... You owe me money to use that word.

I have proof!!
http://schmult.tumblr.com/post/38650387/sporn

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Zachary Langdon said:

Thats really...weird. It's like porn for slugs and creepy caterpillars. Kinda funny though.

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radiant guy said:

The video was deleted!

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radiant guy said:

OK it's working now :D

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Ecclesiastes said:

Rule # 34.

No exceptions.

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